The Inconceivables are looking for 2 good people to help us start a war (but not a land war in Asia - that is one of the classic blunders) - it's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition!

The boiler plate:

• Level 13 Guild
• NM and UNM Clan Boss finished daily.
• Hydra Normal/Hard finished on a weekly basis now; Brutal unlocked.
• Hydra Clash - usually 1st place; sometimes second.
• CvC - Tier I looking to hit Tier II+; usually first place, particularly for PRs.

Looking for:

• Players looking to get 2x boxes from UNM/NM CB.
• Players who can contribute to all levels of Hydra and can help us take on Brutal Hydra.
• People active in CvC.
• People with a good sense of humour - the darker the better.
• People who have Discord and like to have fun.
• A holocaust cloak and wheelbarrow (for our Castle onslaughts).
• A nice MLT (mutton, lettuce, and tomato sammich, where the mutton is lean and the tomato is ripe ... they're so perky, we love that).

Oh, and one last thing - if you are inactive more than 7 days in a row without a heads up, then we'll be forced to send you back to where you were found ... unemployed in Greenland!

https://discord.gg/aPhatJnhZq