Oberon announced that soccer was for girls, and that they were going to play volley ball instead. He tried to spike the ball in to the opposing teams goals, but got tangled in the net, and, in his fear and confusion, punched the ref who was trying to free him.
I was actually at this game, and saw the whole thing...when he walked on to the pitch, he stank of mead and vomit.
Oberon received a red card during his first and only football match - the Stormfall derby!
Although, he is Oberon – so they weren’t actually able to make him leave the pitch...
The Lord or Lady that guesses the reason for Oberon’s red card will receive 1,000 Sapphires!
Leave a comment if you like football and think you know what got Oberon sent off!