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Win 1,000 Sapphires!

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ion
14 August, 2016, 6:39 PM UTC
he tried to play football with the sword
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trahern
14 August, 2016, 9:54 PM UTC
Flying down the right flank....Oberon crossed back over past the renegade defender...juked the necromancer centre back and threaded it between two ofthe hydra goalies heads....  in celebration he ran over to the his archer fan fanatics...slammed a pint!  Unfortunately since this was his 9th goal of the day...he was well on his way to being lit, and without thinking it through,  he sent a fireball spell into the visiting fans seats...causing death and destruction...so he got the red....and subsequently a hefty bill from the deceased soldiers/beasts families :P    Final verdict? OVERZEALOUS CELEBRATING!  RED, RED, RED, Cheers!
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sokkies21
15 August, 2016, 5:59 PM UTC
BS just another way for Stormfall to give saphs away to money players. and if i had to say oberon kicked balur in the nuts witch got him the red card. but i know thats wrong because im not a fraking money player so stop this random bs thanks bye
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sunu.sundar
16 August, 2016, 4:38 PM UTC
as seen in the picture, he might always held the ball in his hand. hope he still doesn't know why he was dismissed (he is still arguing at the referee with the ball in his hand).
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Devil
17 August, 2016, 12:14 PM UTC

Oberon received red card because he was playing without a football shoes  

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Keaton
17 August, 2016, 5:16 PM UTC

Oberon announced that soccer was for girls, and that they were going to play volley ball instead.  He tried to spike the ball in to the opposing teams goals, but got tangled in the net, and, in his fear and confusion, punched the ref who was trying to free him.


I was actually at this game, and saw the whole thing...when he walked on to the pitch, he stank of mead and vomit.





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tester
18 August, 2016, 3:06 AM UTC
I think he got 2 yellows. The first for inappropriate attire and the second for bringing a foriegn object onto the field. (volleyball)  This resulted in a red card.
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Arie
18 August, 2016, 9:42 AM UTC
he got red card for sending the enemy fleeing to the catacoms before halftime
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ns.levine2112
20 August, 2016, 10:54 PM UTC
red card for abusing Balur's Dragon
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Raymond Derbyshire
21 August, 2016, 3:01 AM UTC
He got the red for eating the goalies heart for getting in his way
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BONES
21 August, 2016, 8:47 PM UTC
Amelia Stormfall said:

Oberon received a red card during his first and only football match - the Stormfall derby!

Although, he is Oberon – so they weren’t actually able to make him leave the pitch...

The Lord or Lady that guesses the reason for Oberon’s red card will receive 1,000 Sapphires!

Leave a comment if you like football and think you know what got Oberon sent off!




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BONES
21 August, 2016, 8:54 PM UTC

He got sent off for moving  the goal posts when a penalty was awarded 

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j b calisto
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BONES
21 August, 2016, 8:57 PM UTC
sokkies21 said:

BS just another way for Stormfall to give saphs away to money players. and if i had to say oberon kicked balur in the nuts witch got him the red card. but i know thats wrong because im not a fraking money player so stop this random bs thanks bye

j b calisto
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dworka777
22 August, 2016, 10:12 AM UTC
He does not know how to play football.
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Tok'ra
22 August, 2016, 11:12 AM UTC
When he saw Balur was referee he saw red!
Tok'ra
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Lord
22 August, 2016, 11:45 AM UTC
he spit on balur (ala rijkaard vs voller)
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BainKiln
24 August, 2016, 6:49 AM UTC

 Only goalkeeper can pick up the ball with hands in-bounds.

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Zoro
24 August, 2016, 12:30 PM UTC

Because he is holding the ball with his hand wearing Armor and playing with the jersey of LORD that why

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lovingapat_14
26 August, 2016, 10:21 AM UTC

He recived a red card because he was wearing the wrong jersey.

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Arie
26 August, 2016, 6:33 PM UTC
he blew all enemy from the field 
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