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Win 2,016 Emeralds!

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4 August, 2016, 9:28 PM UTC
king will be disqualified
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5 August, 2016, 4:34 AM UTC
a) FIRST of course
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5 August, 2016, 5:11 AM UTC

A) first       No one can return a 135 mph serve that moves like a curve ball.  He'll have the other guy tied up like a pretzel.  Who is the poor sap he's playing anyway?

But really, he should pick up a more manly sport like lacrosse.  Can you imagine him running around swinging a stick at people and hurling the ball at someone?  They'd jump out of the way. 
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5 August, 2016, 5:44 AM UTC
a) first  Duhhh :-))
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5 August, 2016, 5:44 AM UTC
Obviously, he will be disqualified. One is simply not allowed to eviscerate the line judge.
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5 August, 2016, 6:19 AM UTC
a) first
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5 August, 2016, 7:12 AM UTC

b) He will be disqualified

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5 August, 2016, 10:44 AM UTC


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5 August, 2016, 11:13 AM UTC


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5 August, 2016, 11:19 AM UTC

b) He will be disqualified

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5 August, 2016, 11:24 AM UTC
First even if he has to cheat.
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5 August, 2016, 11:26 AM UTC

a) First

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5 August, 2016, 11:50 AM UTC

Björn will be disqualified however, he is King. As King he will rewrite tournament rules and subsequently take first place. 

All is well in the land of Shingard.

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5 August, 2016, 12:14 PM UTC
First of Course - his kingdom :)
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Jon Davies
5 August, 2016, 1:35 PM UTC
a) 1st
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5 August, 2016, 5:32 PM UTC
Scald the Bard said:

Björn has never played tennis, but he has always succeeded at everything he has tried! Which place will he take in a tennis tournament?

a) First

b) He will be disqualified

The Lord Marshal to guess the correct answer will receive 2,016 Emeralds!

Comment below to show you have faith in His Awesomeness!

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5 August, 2016, 5:55 PM UTC
He will be disqualified
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6 August, 2016, 1:46 PM UTC

After making the "judge" end up in hospital with a minor "flying around tennis racket accident" (witch ended up handle up in one of his nostrills ...)

And with that making it unpossible to get disqualified

King Bjorn  battles Every opponent of the two that didn't runn for their lives yet...
And believe me its a slaughter !!  (flying rackets .. screeming people and wheeping woman... )

And of course King Bjorn as only survivor of the tennis battle is declared nr 1 !!

(mostly due to a lack of opponents that survived)

But still Nr 1 is Nr 1!!

(don't forget the big party afterwards with music and Ale tons of Fish and sweet collombian Mushrooms !!

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Kennel Jones
8 August, 2016, 7:07 PM UTC
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9 August, 2016, 2:25 AM UTC
Is anyone actually getting an emerald reward for these "contests".. this just seems like misdirection to me, there is no contest here its a multiple choice question, once again just advertising how awesome Bjorn is.. does this guy have any real friends or family or he just spends all his time trying to drill into peoples heads how awesome he really is, I understand the MODS dont have alot of pull or work they can actually do to help us with the game so dont take this personally but this is more then just a waste of time, its insulting.. how about a contest "who can come up with some new content for the game".. or maybe doing up a battleground tutorial/guide, something more then just whos the best (a) Bjorn or (b) big bird.. 
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