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General T. Winters
Administrator
8 August, 2016, 4:06 PM UTC

General Winters received a red card during his first and only football match – the Wasteland derby! 

Although, he is General – so they weren’t actually able to make him leave the pitch...

The Commander that guesses the reason for the General's red card will receive 1,000 Crystals! 

Leave a comment if you like football and think you know what got the General sent off!


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BiohazarD
Moderator
9 August, 2016, 7:06 PM UTC
Did he rip the other player's heart out of his chest with his bare hands. 
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pammy0914
9 August, 2016, 7:46 PM UTC
From the looks of the picture... he just wasted all the other players of the game, or they went to weep in the locker room. He stands alone in a now empty field. 
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skylark
10 August, 2016, 1:55 PM UTC

He is using a volley ball


Warrior Elite
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pammy0914
10 August, 2016, 4:18 PM UTC
I think its soccer.  
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donnie.xan.rose
12 August, 2016, 4:00 PM UTC
ok so a player on the other team was just about to kick for a goal, when the general just punches him in the side of his head, then picked the ball up, refused to hand it to the ref so they could get the match restarted, instead choosing to curse him out and spit on him before walking to opposing teams fans taunting them.
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Domino Dinomo
12 August, 2016, 4:17 PM UTC
The General was playing as goalie and left the goal area whilst holding the ball.
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burdashg
12 August, 2016, 5:26 PM UTC
He's American so naturally, he picked up the ball and ran with it.
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lyon
12 August, 2016, 9:03 PM UTC

no he insulted the ref because he is a hologram from maras  mutians team and is trying to cheat the general!

lyon 
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midknight
12 August, 2016, 10:21 PM UTC
your suppose to kick the ball,not to through it like a grenade!
???????
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midknight
12 August, 2016, 10:22 PM UTC
he threw the ball like a grenade!
???????
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rooferron1
12 August, 2016, 11:16 PM UTC

He had a full brigade of valkyries on the field and surrounded the side lines with cyberdogs!  needless to say the enemy team was `EATEN ALIVE!`

BWAHAHA


RONPER
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BOONE
13 August, 2016, 1:25 AM UTC
 red card is an offence penalty , The General  got that red card for misconduct . lol !
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Masterblaster
15 August, 2016, 2:52 AM UTC
He used his opponents head for a penalty kick 
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CoolRextreme
15 August, 2016, 4:03 AM UTC

"Football" In Mexico is American's 'soccer'

"Football" American style is a sport where people tackle and run eachother over while carrying a ball.


General Winters, being the amazing sport he is, probably practiced for weeks for (american) football, and ended up playing in the Mexican football.


However he was unaware of the change, and when the game started, he jumped and did a triple backflip, bounced off two opponent's heads, caught the ball in mid air, tumbled to the ground, clutching the ball. Did a few rolls, got to his feet without breaking a stride. Then he ran towards the goalie, casually sidestepping then curb stomping a few players on his way. Then he bore down on the unfortunate goalie (Days later our techs are still trying to get his body bits out of the netting so we can piece him back together) and finished with a mighty


SPLAT

Forget the Mutagen; we need Unicorns!
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CoolRextreme
16 August, 2016, 5:03 AM UTC

Ohhh!


General Winters received a red card during his first and only football match – the Wasteland derby!


Although, he is General – so they weren’t actually able to make him leave the pitch...

He obviously has bionic-enhanced arms. So he may have received the red card because he could literally just throw the ball into the goal :P

Forget the Mutagen; we need Unicorns!
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fakeasnever
Moderator
18 August, 2016, 8:05 PM UTC

@General T. Winters (8 August, 2016, 4:06 PM UTC):
He probably sent a player flying too far when was goal keeping.

If Internet Explorer still asks to be your default browser, then you can do anything :D
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Ten2one4all
21 August, 2016, 7:41 PM UTC
He's holding a volleyball instead of a soccer ball!
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El Rey Hernandez
24 August, 2016, 1:43 AM UTC
They expelled the general freekick with studs.
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NIKITA METEOR
Administrator
31 August, 2016, 8:16 AM UTC

It is time to announce the result of our competition!

1,000 Crystals are going to PAMMY0914!

Congratulations!


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