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Aug 8, 2016, 16:0608/08/16
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Win 1,000 Crystals!

General Winters received a red card during his first and only football match – the Wasteland derby! 

Although, he is General – so they weren’t actually able to make him leave the pitch...

The Commander that guesses the reason for the General's red card will receive 1,000 Crystals! 

Leave a comment if you like football and think you know what got the General sent off!


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BiohazarDModerator
Aug 9, 2016, 19:0608/09/16
10/04/13
3773
Did he rip the other player's heart out of his chest with his bare hands. 
Aug 9, 2016, 19:4608/09/16
07/30/13
86
From the looks of the picture... he just wasted all the other players of the game, or they went to weep in the locker room. He stands alone in a now empty field. 
Aug 10, 2016, 13:5508/10/16
48

He is using a volley ball


Aug 10, 2016, 16:1808/10/16
07/30/13
86
I think its soccer.  
Aug 12, 2016, 16:0008/12/16
31
ok so a player on the other team was just about to kick for a goal, when the general just punches him in the side of his head, then picked the ball up, refused to hand it to the ref so they could get the match restarted, instead choosing to curse him out and spit on him before walking to opposing teams fans taunting them.
Aug 12, 2016, 16:1708/12/16
06/05/13
1
The General was playing as goalie and left the goal area whilst holding the ball.
Aug 12, 2016, 17:2608/12/16
02/21/16
3
He's American so naturally, he picked up the ball and ran with it.
Aug 12, 2016, 21:0308/12/16
06/15/15
25

no he insulted the ref because he is a hologram from maras  mutians team and is trying to cheat the general!

lyon 
Aug 12, 2016, 22:2108/12/16
03/03/14
2
your suppose to kick the ball,not to through it like a grenade!
Aug 12, 2016, 22:2208/12/16
03/03/14
2
he threw the ball like a grenade!
Aug 12, 2016, 23:1608/12/16
22

He had a full brigade of valkyries on the field and surrounded the side lines with cyberdogs!  needless to say the enemy team was `EATEN ALIVE!`

BWAHAHA


Aug 13, 2016, 01:2508/13/16
Aug 13, 2016, 01:26(edited)
01/19/14
4
 red card is an offence penalty , The General  got that red card for misconduct . lol !
Aug 15, 2016, 02:5208/15/16
05/14/15
3
He used his opponents head for a penalty kick 
Aug 15, 2016, 04:0308/15/16
11/29/13
275

"Football" In Mexico is American's 'soccer'

"Football" American style is a sport where people tackle and run eachother over while carrying a ball.


General Winters, being the amazing sport he is, probably practiced for weeks for (american) football, and ended up playing in the Mexican football.


However he was unaware of the change, and when the game started, he jumped and did a triple backflip, bounced off two opponent's heads, caught the ball in mid air, tumbled to the ground, clutching the ball. Did a few rolls, got to his feet without breaking a stride. Then he ran towards the goalie, casually sidestepping then curb stomping a few players on his way. Then he bore down on the unfortunate goalie (Days later our techs are still trying to get his body bits out of the netting so we can piece him back together) and finished with a mighty


SPLAT

Aug 16, 2016, 05:0308/16/16
11/29/13
275

Ohhh!


General Winters received a red card during his first and only football match – the Wasteland derby!


Although, he is General – so they weren’t actually able to make him leave the pitch...

He obviously has bionic-enhanced arms. So he may have received the red card because he could literally just throw the ball into the goal :P

Aug 18, 2016, 20:0508/18/16
08/02/14
1109

@General T. Winters (8 August, 2016, 4:06 PM UTC):
He probably sent a player flying too far when was goal keeping.

Aug 21, 2016, 19:4108/21/16
Dec 29, 2018, 17:07(edited)
11/05/14
19382
He's holding a volleyball instead of a soccer ball!
Aug 24, 2016, 01:4308/24/16
07/10/13
1
They expelled the general freekick with studs.
Aug 31, 2016, 08:1608/31/16
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