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Sep 14, 2016, 11:4409/14/16
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Wars of our leagues

Previously, on Wars of our Leagues:

SO! Jezebel and Sara Walker let their hair down in the forums, they were not holding back.

Meow!

F'sho! DJ Moody was MC, but it was ladies night.

On an unrelated note, this other guy from UF threatened to sexually assault the Marshall of Destiny! It was very graphic, but apparently heterosexual.

Think Plarium will let that guy get away with it? Or will he be...pfffftt…UNFORGIVEN!?  Bwahaha

Urg....

Test flew up the offense rankings last week – 2.7m points in a week – unreal! Captain Roane is still in a coma.

You know what it reminds me of? Sands of the hourglass!

I don’t see the connection. Scientists…

You know how sand…

SCIENTISTS and historians are still analysing Emperor Shin’s autobiography.

:-(


They estimate it will take a full 1 million man hours to address every controversial claim and counter-claim, and that the parties will settle out of court.

I don’t really read it, I just like the chicken picture that keeps popping up.


That doesn't surprise me. Emperors have set up a fan club and on-line store has been established to help raise funds…

I got this t-shirt of Frenzy and some dude named Trevor…? I think he is some new character they are trying to introduce…


The real question is, do the Emps want beacons or not? We’ve got Emperor Shins Manefesto on the one side, and transcripts of secret meetings on the other, talking about a super-alliance to grab the edges and corners.

Oooh, it’s so juicy! Keep it real, EmpShin!  ...cause the store says no refunds on t-shirts…


The super-alliance in the transcripts includes KT, who have been very quiet throughout.

Do you think EMPS and KT could be… what a twist! OMG!

Okay, you are really reaching (no spoilers stupid!) and I honestly think you are taking this sassy-gossipy thing too far.

Say WAAAAAAAHT?


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Sep 14, 2016, 17:4909/14/16
02/22/15
158

Nicely done no bias or cheer leading for one side.


LOL this is a bit funny and nice to have some levity in these tense times.
Sep 14, 2016, 18:4509/14/16
09/12/15
19
LOL... a very good and entertaining summary of the story so far...
Sep 14, 2016, 19:1309/14/16
10/07/14
143

actually apart from the chicken and fan club bit

 this is the best info ever well done :p


Sep 15, 2016, 08:5709/15/16
Sep 16, 2016, 15:43(edited)
10/31/14
1897

First I would like to say I am not a member of the emperors and UNFORTUNATELY I am not a member of the any of the leagues in the fight. I am just a soul out to tell the truth, and hopefully SHED light on some issues, particularly concerning the alleged fund.

Edit:(I Am)  not a member anymore because big kahuna kicked you( me)  out basically because you( I )  talk to much ........well you know CR AP!, Copied and Pasted from below 

ONE THING THE IS NO FUND.

The so called fund used to fund players, unfortunately doesn't exist. There is no fund used to pay for a players army. Or in any sense of how it has been postulated. These of cause can be countered with ''facts'', screenshot whatever. The story abound that the UE, now The Emperors use a paypal fund to, well buy hammers. But of cause that is far from the truth, after all those hammers  has been in the all time offence ranking since day one (position 15), although they were known as a different name, example is Freenzie who was known as  " acuulaa' or is it 'acula' or akula. Never mind that. If you come to know Freenzie very well you will come to know how she grind hard for her army. How she participate hard in the raid ranking, how she participate in PvP to earn good army. 

The alleged trust ''fund'' was a in fact the aftershock of smaller players losing high number of defense during the late beacon spawn. The idea was to get those players back to the original position they were at. Situation at the time warranted it. lots of defense was lot. ''Bad leadership lead to such, now the leadership must pay.'' as one person once said. Only certain number of players we asked to offer their support, to get such players back in line. to help them restore their defense. NO hammers were such persons. So truth be told freenzie and others hasn't used a cent of the money. AND THAT IS A FACT. All these bad mouthing need to stop.

The second time the fund was set up was to help raise around 5K $ not 50K $ for upgrading of fort. situation at the time warranted it, our defense was in danger the longer it stayed in the beacons. But the whole thing was placed on halt because they was a better opportunity in the tournament, and seeing that we have better chance was at winning 6.5K sapphires for each player.

You can send screenshots, you can spin things around. But the fact is not more than 3K $ has ever been in that account/ ''fund''. 


I am aware of how some people operate, My intense hatred for such people is not based on recent development, nor based on personal different I ever had with them, but is a result of my experience with them, observation of them, study of their blatant lies and through their literature and other dreadful philosophical works. Their style is similar a stream of nonconsecutive lies/confusion arranged in arbitrary sequence and soliciting a sporadic and discontinuous attention. These attention is like a cage, it blind you from the the truth, it withhold you from reason. its a spell that even attack the one who cast it.

The position that they is a ''fund''  can't be maintanained, these is becasue your ideas are illogical and conseptually juxtaposed. You will need to look more deeply and decide which way you wish to proceed. After all you can't have your cake and eat it too.

  
Sep 15, 2016, 10:1109/15/16
07/30/14
130

oracle said:


First I would like to say I am not a member of the emperors and UNFORTUNATELY I am not a member of the any of the leagues in the fight. I am just a soul out to tell the truth, and hopefully SHED light on some issues, particularly concerning the alleged fund.

ONE THING THE IS NO FUND.

The so called fund used to fund players, unfortunately doesn't exist. There is no fund used to pay for a players army. Or in any sense of how it has been postulated. These of cause can be countered with ''facts'', screenshot whatever. The story abound that the UE, now The Emperors use a paypal fund to, well buy hammers. But of cause that is far from the truth, after all those hammers  has been in the all time offence ranking since day one (position 15), although they were known as a different name, example is Freenzie who was known as  " acuulaa' or is it 'acula' or akula. Never mind that. If you come to know Freenzie very well you will come to know how she grind hard for her army. How she participate hard in the raid ranking, how she participate in PvP to earn good army. 

The alleged trust ''fund'' was a in fact the aftershock of smaller players losing high number of defense during the late beacon spawn. The idea was to get those players back to the original position they were at. Situation at the time warranted it. lots of defense was lot. ''Bad leadership lead to such, now the leadership must pay.'' as one person once said. Only certain number of players we asked to offer their support, to get such players back in line. to help them restore their defense. NO hammers were such persons. So truth be told freenzie and others hasn't used a cent of the money. AND THAT IS A FACT. All these bad mouthing need to stop.

The second time the fund was set up was to help raise around 5K $ not 50K $ for upgrading of fort. situation at the time warranted it, our defense was in danger the longer it stayed in the beacons. But the whole thing was placed on halt because they was a better opportunity in the tournament, and seeing that we have better chance was at winning 6.5K sapphires for each player.

You can send screenshots, you can spin things around. But the fact is not more than 3K $ has ever been in that account/ ''fund''. 


I am aware of how some people operate, My intense hatred for such people is not based on recent development, nor based on personal different I ever had with them, but is a result of my experience with them, observation of them, study of their blatant lies and through their literature and other dreadful philosophical works. Their style is similar a stream of nonconsecutive lies/confusion arranged in arbitrary sequence and soliciting a sporadic and discontinuous attention. These attention is like a cage, it blind you from the the truth, it withhold you from reason. its a spell that even attack the one who cast it.

The position that they is a ''fund''  can't be maintanained, these is becasue your ideas are illogical and conseptually juxtaposed. You will need to look more deeply and decide which way you wish to proceed. After all you can't have your cake and eat it too.
  

Damn you use a lot of words to say there is no fund and then 2 paragraphs down that the no existent fund was used for upgrading a fort.

And you should have started by saying you are not a member anymore because big kahuna kicked you out basically because you talk to much ........well you know CR AP!

So saying they dont have a fund then saying they do. What is the actual truth now??

And seeing as you arnt in that league and know for a "FACT" they havnt used the "non existent existent fund" for troops you must be the fund holder.

Looking forward to hear from you.



 
Sep 15, 2016, 10:1609/15/16
10/07/14
143

hi ya roftie  hows you

  im back as recuit here again  seems if you ask questions mr shin moves you back down the ranking :p

 well i am here so i know what the truth is ?????

wonder if i post the truth i can get moved even lower  what do you say buddie !!!!!!!


Sep 15, 2016, 10:4309/15/16
Sep 15, 2016, 11:49(edited)
3

oracle said:


First I would like to say I am not a member of the emperors and UNFORTUNATELY I am not a member of the any of the leagues in the fight. I am just a soul out to tell the truth, and hopefully SHED light on some issues, particularly concerning the alleged fund.

ONE THING THE IS NO FUND.

The so called fund used to fund players, unfortunately doesn't exist. There is no fund used to pay for a players army. Or in any sense of how it has been postulated. These of cause can be countered with ''facts'', screenshot whatever. The story abound that the UE, now The Emperors use a paypal fund to, well buy hammers. But of cause that is far from the truth, after all those hammers  has been in the all time offence ranking since day one (position 15), although they were known as a different name, example is Freenzie who was known as  " acuulaa' or is it 'acula' or akula. Never mind that. If you come to know Freenzie very well you will come to know how she grind hard for her army. How she participate hard in the raid ranking, how she participate in PvP to earn good army. 

The alleged trust ''fund'' was a in fact the aftershock of smaller players losing high number of defense during the late beacon spawn. The idea was to get those players back to the original position they were at. Situation at the time warranted it. lots of defense was lot. ''Bad leadership lead to such, now the leadership must pay.'' as one person once said. Only certain number of players we asked to offer their support, to get such players back in line. to help them restore their defense. NO hammers were such persons. So truth be told freenzie and others hasn't used a cent of the money. AND THAT IS A FACT. All these bad mouthing need to stop.

The second time the fund was set up was to help raise around 5K $ not 50K $ for upgrading of fort. situation at the time warranted it, our defense was in danger the longer it stayed in the beacons. But the whole thing was placed on halt because they was a better opportunity in the tournament, and seeing that we have better chance was at winning 6.5K sapphires for each player.

You can send screenshots, you can spin things around. But the fact is not more than 3K $ has ever been in that account/ ''fund''. 


I am aware of how some people operate, My intense hatred for such people is not based on recent development, nor based on personal different I ever had with them, but is a result of my experience with them, observation of them, study of their blatant lies and through their literature and other dreadful philosophical works. Their style is similar a stream of nonconsecutive lies/confusion arranged in arbitrary sequence and soliciting a sporadic and discontinuous attention. These attention is like a cage, it blind you from the the truth, it withhold you from reason. its a spell that even attack the one who cast it.

The position that they is a ''fund''  can't be maintanained, these is becasue your ideas are illogical and conseptually juxtaposed. You will need to look more deeply and decide which way you wish to proceed. After all you can't have your cake and eat it too.
  

… Am I seeing this right?

Pinch me!

No. A whistle blower on our show! This is it, we’re going prime time, baby! *highfive*

*highfive* Ouch!

Sorry…ehem, game face…don’t ruin this for me.

:-|

So Mr Oracle, you say that there was a non-existent fund with an existent $3k in it? Is that an example of an illogical juxtaposition? No, this is no time for word games! What you’re saying isn’t that the fund does not exist? Ladies and gentlemen! You heard it here first!

Busted! …or not not-busted…

It is a matter of public record that Emperors use the funds raised from the on-line shop to cover the rent on their fortress! 

(/plarium.com/forum/en/stormfall-age-of-war/-news-and-announcements/topics/the-first-level-20-league-fortress-in-stormfall-/ page 2)

With referencing, just like the pros!

 Do you deny this, Sir?

Wow, your tone was just ‘withering’! I wanted to confess!

I put it to you, Sir, that Emperors have had to cut their jumping castle time to help with the war effort!

I think he left.

IS THAT YOUR REAL BEARD...oh...Maybe the truth set him free?

You made a funny!

We’re gonna be famous!

...

...This guy is a credible witness, right?

... :-(

I'm sorry :-(


Sep 15, 2016, 13:0809/15/16
07/30/14
130

Marc said:


oracle said:


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… Am I seeing this right?

Pinch me!

No. A whistle blower on our show! This is it, we’re going prime time, baby! *highfive*

*highfive* Ouch!

Sorry…ehem, game face…don’t ruin this for me.

:-|

So Mr Oracle, you say that there was a non-existent fund with an existent $3k in it? Is that an example of an illogical juxtaposition? No, this is no time for word games! What you’re saying isn’t that the fund does not exist? Ladies and gentlemen! You heard it here first!

Busted! …or not not-busted…

It is a matter of public record that Emperors use the funds raised from the on-line shop to cover the rent on their fortress! 

(/plarium.com/forum/en/stormfall-age-of-war/-news-and-announcements/topics/the-first-level-20-league-fortress-in-stormfall-/ page 2)

With referencing, just like the pros!

 Do you deny this, Sir?

Wow, your tone was just ‘withering’! I wanted to confess!

I put it to you, Sir, that Emperors have had to cut their jumping castle time to help with the war effort!

I think he left.

IS THAT YOUR REAL BEARD...oh...Maybe the truth set him free?

You made a funny!

We’re gonna be famous!

...

...This guy is a credible witness, right?

... :-(

I'm sorry :-(


You sure are one funny Fudge!!
Sep 15, 2016, 14:0809/15/16
08/20/15
249
Give me a warning before you guys do this... I was drinking my coffee and now need to clean my laptop.
Sep 15, 2016, 14:2309/15/16
12/18/14
1835
awesome post Marc thanks for the chuckles 
Sep 15, 2016, 17:2709/15/16
05/14/16
474

Well tis was one interesting read.


lol, and lol.
Sep 16, 2016, 13:1109/16/16
Sep 16, 2016, 13:19(edited)
10/31/14
1897

How impulsively degenerating . 

Just a soul. remember 

http://prntscr.com/ciowtu

  

we MUST REMEMBER THEY IS A PERSON BEHIND THE SCREEN, NAME CALLING, INTENTIONAL DEGRADING OF CHARACTER, SPREADING LIES, AND ALL THOSE NASTY STUFF ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE OUR GAME ANY FUN. 

Hope for you mates, I have consigned to oblivion. I see the years before me and my soul shrinks at the appealing prospects.


ORACLE, OUT :)

Sep 16, 2016, 13:5809/16/16
12/18/14
1835
oracle said:

How impulsively degenerating . 

Just a soul. remember 

http://prntscr.com/ciowtu

  

we MUST REMEMBER THEY IS A PERSON BEHIND THE SCREEN, NAME CALLING, INTENTIONAL DEGRADING OF CHARACTER, SPREADING LIES, AND ALL THOSE NASTY STUFF ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE OUR GAME ANY FUN. 

Hope for you mates, I have consigned to oblivion. I see the years before me and my soul shrinks at the appealing prospects.


ORACLE, OUT :)

Oracle you are supposed to fan the flames not extinguish them, this is the best Topic thread so far so lets not troll it.
Sep 16, 2016, 18:5309/16/16
02/22/15
158
So you post utter lies and state it doesn't make the game fun when called on those lies LOL
Sep 17, 2016, 18:1109/17/16
Sep 17, 2016, 18:13(edited)
03/21/15
5

I love how he begs for more money. Maybe Emperor Sheewee should enlighten his league one HOW he lost a good part of their Hammer. 

His Part. 

Maybe then People will think twice about dumping money on a league, knowing one of their Captains can't sit patiently for the right time to Strike. 

Sounds like someones got an inchy trigger finger...




Sep 19, 2016, 07:5009/19/16
08/22/14
19

So, suffice to summarise the entire episode till date as such?



In the lands of Balur there lived an Emperor Tychi

In whose path to greatness was the league Destiny

Marshalled they were by a Lord he considered 'test'y

Owning vast, rich lands that made him oh-so-itchy


So him and his best friend Shin

Drew up a plan to make them mighty

Few battles though sowed the seed "Is the plan a wee bit sketchy?"

Then grew the fear that war would leave them bloody


Now all the Lords and Ladies in the realm sip their coffee

As they wait for the birth of a new story




PS: I am neither an Unforgiven or a Coralition/Destiny member, but it's nice to see a flame war :)

Sep 19, 2016, 08:2009/19/16
27
trevor777 KOCII said:

hi ya roftie  hows you

  im back as recuit here again  seems if you ask questions mr shin moves you back down the ranking :p

 well i am here so i know what the truth is ?????

wonder if i post the truth i can get moved even lower  what do you say buddie !!!!!!!


Go for it! See what the lowest of the low rank/assignment is hehe.
Sep 19, 2016, 19:1709/19/16
204

Have to admit I've really enjoyed this thread. That's how the forums should be. Regardless of which side we stand on lets keep this fun yeah? 

I was so happy to see another contributor get poetic, as I am also a budding poet. Not saying I'm any good or anything, but I try. Here goes:


So you got profiteers for to help you out

With friends like that cupcake

Good friends you've done without

But when you lose your chains and gears

The server will sink some beers


This war will become a passing memory

UC leagues just passing through

But still many hot dates with Destiny

Come on all, admit it. They've been around asking after you


You're busy trying to clear your name

"I'm not guilty I speak the truth"

But you cannot say

"I deserve no blame" 


You could of remained major contenders

You spent the money and had got the breaks

But we've a list of all the major offenders

And lists of all their major mistakes


Now you're standing near the gallows

With your usual come-on smile

But few trust your "hello"

"I'll make it worth your while"


The organ grinder will be around

Looking for his rent

All they have to give him

Is a dozen leaky tents


Now you know what they say about dictators?

The first to argue the rules

You know what they say about dictators?

The first to dump their tools


They never give a damn about who they pick up

And leave lying bleeding on the ground

They screw people over on the way up

With clear knowledge they were going down


So don't go down UC valley

Where they fill your head with dreams

You'll just end counting up the tally

Maybe only a million to be seen


I'm a bush poet so forgive my style. Just imagine me reciting it in person with my crocodile hunter getup on. I welcome any feeback as to how I can better refine my poetic skills (or lack of) 

Sep 15, 2016, 20:1509/15/16
Sep 15, 2016, 20:19(edited)
02/22/15
158

MARCUS


How could you have missed this (posted in another thread)


http://prnt.sc/cieo2u



I DID NOT inhale....


Oh wait, we do not have a league funded paypal it is only for the Fortress if it exists at all, how long has it been since Emperors were involved in a beacon spawn???


Ok who here watched the Fantastic Four FLAME ON