Wars of our leagues
User ID: 891302
19 September, 2016, 7:17 PM UTC
Have to admit I've really enjoyed this thread. That's how the forums should be. Regardless of which side we stand on lets keep this fun yeah?
I was so happy to see another contributor get poetic, as I am also a budding poet. Not saying I'm any good or anything, but I try. Here goes:
So you got profiteers for to help you out
With friends like that cupcake
Good friends you've done without
But when you lose your chains and gears
The server will sink some beers
This war will become a passing memory
UC leagues just passing through
But still many hot dates with Destiny
Come on all, admit it. They've been around asking after you
You're busy trying to clear your name
"I'm not guilty I speak the truth"
But you cannot say
"I deserve no blame"
You could of remained major contenders
You spent the money and had got the breaks
But we've a list of all the major offenders
And lists of all their major mistakes
Now you're standing near the gallows
With your usual come-on smile
But few trust your "hello"
"I'll make it worth your while"
The organ grinder will be around
Looking for his rent
All they have to give him
Is a dozen leaky tents
Now you know what they say about dictators?
The first to argue the rules
You know what they say about dictators?
The first to dump their tools
They never give a damn about who they pick up
And leave lying bleeding on the ground
They screw people over on the way up
With clear knowledge they were going down
So don't go down UC valley
Where they fill your head with dreams
You'll just end counting up the tally
Maybe only a million to be seen
I'm a bush poet so forgive my style. Just imagine me reciting it in person with my crocodile hunter getup on. I welcome any feeback as to how I can better refine my poetic skills (or lack of)