it's no secret that Oberon and I share the passion for wine. So a few months ago when I impulse invited him to my birthday bash, I made sure I had enough charred barrels of red to keep that silver fox entertained. Since I promised I wouldn't use my crystal orb to predict the future, I was genuinely surprised he brought me a present (see the painting above). My jaw dropped and all I could think was the violent death of a puddle puppy so I wouldn't burst out laughing straight in his face. Long story short, I could hold back that urge for a couple of seconds but then I lost it. I spilt the wine over the portrait while laughing hysterically.
it's red wine :D