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Don't miss your chance to win a Minotaur!

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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:52 PM UTC
When you first get aminotaur...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:52 PM UTC
...you need to dig a latrine.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:53 PM UTC
...and not too close to the house.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:54 PM UTC
Don't ask why.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:54 PM UTC
As for bedding...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:55 PM UTC
...minotaurs prefer a bed of coals.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:56 PM UTC
Housing a minotaur...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:57 PM UTC
...a labyrinth is best...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:58 PM UTC
...but in a pinch...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:58 PM UTC
...a cave will do.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:59 PM UTC
But don't put one in the root cellar...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 8:00 PM UTC
Leash or harness?
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 8:01 PM UTC
I recommend a stout harness...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 8:01 PM UTC
...with a length of chain...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 8:02 PM UTC
...about 100 yards long.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 8:03 PM UTC
It's never to early to decorate the minotaurs quarters...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 8:03 PM UTC
Choosing a color is easy...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 8:04 PM UTC
...anything that goes with gore is fine.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 8:05 PM UTC
Furniture is a waste of money...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 8:06 PM UTC
A minotaur will ruin a couch...
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