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Don't miss your chance to win a Minotaur!

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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:32 PM UTC
Word to the wise...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:33 PM UTC
...do not under any circumstances...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:34 PM UTC
...try to brand a minotaur.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:34 PM UTC
I know it seems like a good idea...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:35 PM UTC
...in case they were to go missing.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:35 PM UTC
But putting a red hot iron on a minotaur...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:36 PM UTC
...is a very bad idea.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:36 PM UTC
Ask your enemy to do it for you.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:38 PM UTC
Let me tell about minotaur musk.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:38 PM UTC
They stink.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:39 PM UTC
Forget about deodorant...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:39 PM UTC
...they wont use it.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:40 PM UTC
And fleas...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:41 PM UTC
...minotaurs are covered with them...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:41 PM UTC
...and ticks...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:42 PM UTC
You can't take a minotaur to the doctor...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:42 PM UTC
...or the vet.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:44 PM UTC
I am told that minotaur discipline is tricky.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:45 PM UTC
They don't respond well to whipping ...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:45 PM UTC
...but a timeout may help.
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