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Don't miss your chance to win a Minotaur!

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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:01 PM UTC
...to church.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:21 PM UTC
Minotaurs are a surly lot.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:22 PM UTC
Don't ever give a minotaur wine.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:23 PM UTC
They cannot hold their liquor.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:23 PM UTC
They give new meaning...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:24 PM UTC
...to the term "mean drunk".
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:24 PM UTC
Minotaur with a hangover...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:25 PM UTC
...not a pretty picture.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:26 PM UTC
I am told that they will eat cat food...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:26 PM UTC
...when human flesh is unavailable.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:27 PM UTC
But I wouldn't count on it.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:27 PM UTC
They would probably eat you...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:28 PM UTC
...if you tried.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:28 PM UTC
Minotaurs are afraid of heights...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:29 PM UTC
...so never put one on a plane.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:30 PM UTC
Best to travel by train...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:30 PM UTC
...in the baggage car.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:31 PM UTC
Minotaurs under 12 travel free.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:31 PM UTC
Minotaurs over 12 travel free too...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 7:32 PM UTC
...if they want to.
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