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Don't miss your chance to win a Minotaur!

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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 3:09 PM UTC
But I will settle...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 3:09 PM UTC
...for 1 minotaur...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 3:10 PM UTC
...in my garage.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 3:11 PM UTC
Some say the minotaur...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 3:11 PM UTC
...is only a myth.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 3:12 PM UTC
But I say...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 3:12 PM UTC
...you must believe...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 3:13 PM UTC
...in minotaurs...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 3:13 PM UTC
...to own one.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 3:14 PM UTC
How often do you...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 3:14 PM UTC
...bathe a monotaur?
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 3:15 PM UTC
How do you bathe a minotaur?
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 3:16 PM UTC
Veeery carefully.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 3:17 PM UTC
Can minotaurs be kept indoors?
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 3:17 PM UTC
Or must they be kept outside on a chain?
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 3:18 PM UTC
I can picture a minotaur...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 3:19 PM UTC
...curled up by the fireplace.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 3:19 PM UTC
But not too close...
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 3:20 PM UTC
...or his horns might crack.
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kentcneal
26 November, 2016, 3:21 PM UTC
Should I pay the minotaur?
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