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Don't miss your chance to win a Minotaur!

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kentcneal
25 November, 2016, 10:38 PM UTC
I suppose I should get some youths and maidens to feed him...
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kentcneal
25 November, 2016, 10:39 PM UTC
That could be expensive.
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kentcneal
25 November, 2016, 10:40 PM UTC
Maybe I should just let him feed on enemy troops.
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kentcneal
25 November, 2016, 10:40 PM UTC
That makes more sense...
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kentcneal
25 November, 2016, 10:41 PM UTC
... no reason for innocent youths and maidens to die....
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kentcneal
25 November, 2016, 10:42 PM UTC
...unless that's all he eats...
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kentcneal
25 November, 2016, 10:42 PM UTC
Who would have thought a minotaur would pose such problems...
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kentcneal
25 November, 2016, 10:43 PM UTC
There should be a training course...
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kentcneal
25 November, 2016, 10:44 PM UTC
...and owner's manual...
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kentcneal
25 November, 2016, 10:45 PM UTC
... for the care and feeding of a minotaur.
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kentcneal
25 November, 2016, 10:46 PM UTC
And we should have directions for the safe operation of a minotaur.
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kentcneal
25 November, 2016, 10:46 PM UTC
Does a minotaur have any family...
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kentcneal
25 November, 2016, 10:47 PM UTC
...or next of kin...
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kentcneal
25 November, 2016, 10:48 PM UTC
...to notify in case of his death.
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kentcneal
25 November, 2016, 10:49 PM UTC
I know minotaurs can be killed...
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kentcneal
25 November, 2016, 10:50 PM UTC
...because Theseus killed one...
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kentcneal
25 November, 2016, 10:50 PM UTC
...in the labyrinth on Crete.
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kentcneal
25 November, 2016, 10:52 PM UTC
I estimate that a full grown minotaur weighs about 600 lbs.
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kentcneal
25 November, 2016, 10:53 PM UTC
If a bull weighs 2000 lbs and a man weighs 200 lbs...
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kentcneal
25 November, 2016, 10:54 PM UTC
...then a minotaur would weigh less than a bull...
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