Check Out the New Features Now!

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Anne Bonnie
Administrator
1 February, 2016, 4:45 PM UTC

Update News!

Check Out the New Features Now!

Ahoy there, Captains!

This week, we’ve fixed some bugs and made the following important update:

- Custom Report filtering! From now on, you'll have more options for pickin' and choosin' which Reports you get, so you'll always be up to date on big developments in your corner of the Seven Seas.

Arrh, that's enough chatter for now, Captains - get yerselves on deck and unfurl the main, I can hear cannons in the distance!

Piratically yours!

Captain "Bonnie" Anne O'Malley


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Damian666
6 February, 2016, 1:47 AM UTC

My dearest Bonney,

This be yer most ardent admirer what asks ye to become his in marriage, if not in sacrament.

I have the most marvelous peg-leg, shiny, new, ornate and even tattooed in places. I dare not be mentionin' how high up they go for fear of offendin' yer vestal  virginality. It'll be no problem at all fer ye to remove it and put it back on each day.

Ye know about me eye dont'cher? It does tend to run a bit from time ter time, but I be showin' ye how to treat that. As fer the parrot what ate it, he is still nailed to me wall accursin' and athreatenin' to this day, God bless the feisty buggar. Don't ye worry, ye be sleepin' through the night in no time at all.

As fer me hook, well, it can be replaced by many attachments that shameless Tinker has thought up. Still, I've made many a poxy doxy cry out wit' pleasure in the night.

Me teeth are mainly me own, though a few Frenchies and one Spaniard made donations. None stick out, when me lips be closed.

Ye may have heard the malicious gossip about me nose, and this I resent: these are the very same ones who malign me fer bein' a pirate. 'Tis Shockin'. I assure ye what remains of it is most comely.

Finally me dearest, and all in all, I've seen yer piktoor and what a delight you are. It's only from the waist up mind, but barring a nasty surprise down below that makes you no different from the marauders in me employ, then yer the lass fer me.

P.S.

One or two peg-legs are not a deal breaker, so don't concern yerself there.


Captain No Beard.




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Anne Bonnie
Administrator
8 February, 2016, 10:39 AM UTC

Ahoy, Captain DAMIAN666! That be the scurviest gallant letter I have ever seen in me life, and I have seen many, shiver me timbers. I must admit, yer directness made me blush a little, Pirate. I hope ye arrr just as daring as yer letter to me. Ye know, actions, speak louder than words. What would ye do fer yer Pirate Queen? If ye desire to win me black heart, ye will have to do more than just write a letter. Bring me a cursed black diamond from the bottom of the Caribbean Sea, if yer arr not afraid, of course. I’ll expect to be hearin' about yer adventures! We'll meet again, me brave Cap'n! Good luck!

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Blasphemy
Moderator
8 February, 2016, 3:23 PM UTC

awww that's so cute you have an admirer Anne Bonnie 

a little poetic in a pirate way it seems lolz

I am a daughter of a High King who is not moved by this world for my God is with me and goes before me, I do not fear because im his
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