WANTED: Commodore CatNip

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Luna Blackheart
15 November, 2015, 7:15 PM UTC

 

WANTED: This is Commodore CatNip. 

He is wanted for several offenses, including, but not limited to: 

* Pinching off the Rat Basterds rum and trading it to support his herbal habit 

* Peeping on several Bonny's Beauties in their off-duty activities 

* Chasing the Rat Basterd cadets around with forks while making threats to eat them with a side of tuna 

This pirate must be made to walk the plank at Sharkwater Bay. 

If you see Commodore CatNip, report to Last-Laugh Luna immediately. 


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Blasphemy
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16 November, 2015, 3:16 PM UTC

Looks like the rat bastards have a sense of humor     (Oo.) Oooooo,  i like it

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Anne Bonnie
17 November, 2015, 11:25 PM UTC

Shiver me timbers! Me little Kraken went fer a walk 2 days ago... his bed was not slept in last night... Who is this CatNip? Could he steal me precious?

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Blasphemy
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18 November, 2015, 2:28 AM UTC
eh does he not look like, hmmm just maybe, ooh be catfish tiss does, that ol catnip mug shot looks like turlough 
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JustJoking
14 December, 2015, 6:51 AM UTC

I hope you put this in our BH file, Luna! 


By the way, I may have spotted him on me haven. Darn scurvy wee beast, I swear I saw his tail and hat from behind a rum barrel by me Smuggler's Den. A true wonder me war elephants hadn't trampled him. We'll make shark bait of him yet! 
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popeye
15 December, 2015, 3:37 AM UTC

furr be it from me to ..tail ye what to do.. howl ever..if its a cat ye be feline ..sore about.. best leave a can o tuna fish out..



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Luna Blackheart
16 December, 2015, 7:46 AM UTC
PUNNNNSSSSS!!! 
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